I still haven't finished danger 5 with the soldier potato in Brotato, even though a 13 year old kid (the best source of advice) told me how to do it.

Matthew's 1991 Miata is red with two white stripes, and it has the Utah license plate RACKET.

As someone who works in garbage collection I often get offers for cheap deals on rubbish trucks. And volume discounts on city rubbish bins.

My Pilates instructor regrets that I didn't major in Taekwondo.

Don't mistake me for a PLISS photographer if you find me clicking pictures with a camera all around!

Last time I was in Italy I was an invited guest at a role-playing convention (?) with 45,000 participants.